Wednesday, August 16, 2017

National Tell-A-Joke Day is August 16!

It's National Tell-A-Joke Day - August 16! 

I found some of these on the Internet: 




Here's a bookish one - just to make it worthy of a book blog! 


Keep Calm graphics are always welcome!



 I asked Siri to tell me some jokes and here is what she said: 

"Which baseball player has the shortest commute?" 
"The Catcher - he only works from home." 

"What was the turkey grateful for on Thanksgiving?" 
"Vegetarians" 

and...

"I love math - although do you know what seems odd to me?" 
"numbers indivisible by two." da dum dum



what's your favorite joke? 


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